D'OH!! <whap> <clunk> <thud>
Me: <sigh>Well, there goes another one...
I turn around and look at my husband after dropping a coffee mug in the sink and breaking it. The look on his face is what I would expect if I had run over his puppy with a monster truck, gunned the engine and driven off cackling with glee while I squealed the tires.
Me: What's wrong?
Him: Well, you should at least show some remorse!
Me: What?? It's a ceramic coffee mug! It's old, stained and boring.
Now I'm starting to feel weird. Am I a kitchenware sociopath? Am I going to start sneaking out of bed in the middle of the night to mutilate and murder the dishes? Will I stand by entranced and watch stainless steel flatware slowly rust in baths of salt and acid while I rub my hands together in delight? After a dinner party, will I put the crystal and grandma's silver in the dishwasher and stand with my ear to the door listening to the screams of despair?
This is distinctly unsettling.
Then I glance over at the cupboard and see my High Desert Flameworks T-rex Girl glass. Rashan didn't give it that name, I did, because it was made perfectly for my spastic, fumbly T-rex hands. When I took it out of the box and placed it in my hand for the first time, my fingers slipped perfectly into the delicate pink bumpy pattern and it was love at first grip. A glass I could love and trust not to slip out of my hand and crash on the floor like the rest of my treacherous, betraying glassware.
I understood the attachment my husband had to his ugly old plain white ceramic travel mug that had accompanied him for many years like a faithful pet and felt some remorse.
Me: I'm sorry honey bun. Let's dig it out of the trash and bury it next to Fred Gutierrez (our hamster that died of heart failure in 1997).
Check out the T-rex friendly and other wonderful glass created by Rashan O Jones at High Desert Flameworks